Monday, August 6, 2007

An inventory of today's "found things".

Some things I found today while cleaning out my new office:

  • 1 box of paper cocktail parasols, 144 count
  • 1 unopened Pier 1 cotton drapery panel, green
  • 1 half-pint of Cloverdale honey
  • 63 packets of Heinz ketchup
  • 17 packets of soy sauce
  • 7 packets of salt
  • 1 plastic Baby Jesus, approx 4" long (gave this to co-worker who squealed when she saw it)
  • 1 empty Mason jar
  • 1 paystub for an unknown employee of Oxford University Press, circa 1998 (NOT where I work, incidentally)
  • 1 pin with a drawing of a bloody axe that reads "When Goth was more than just eyeliner" (I kept this)
  • 1 cradle for a Blackberry
  • 1 Calvin Klein silk tie, cream/burgundy checked (kept this, too)
  • 1 Old Navy man's dress shirt, size medium, blue w/ severe ring-around-the-collar (did NOT keep this)


Jill said...

Funny. Almost makes me want to work in an office where someone else used to be.

Kitt said...

63 packets of Heinz ketchup???!

La Gringa said...


I also found SEVENTEEN in-boxes. Seventeen. All full, by the way.