Attention, world! La Gringa no longer sucks at pool!

Indeed, for nearly two hours this evening (this morning?), La Gringa was The Unbeatable Rock-Star Champion of the Very Beat-Up Lopsided Uneven Beer-Stained Pool Table at the Metropolitan Bar.

::: pounds chest mightily in gorilla-like fashion :::

RAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!

(Of course, this could also mean that every other player in the bar was an even worse pool player than La Gringa. Which would make them all exceedingly bad pool players.)

Okay, then. Now that we're all clear: La Gringa is indeed God's gift to the game of billiards. Off to bed.

(And we're certain to be mortified when we read this in the morning, as we are writing this under the [not insignificant] influence of several pints of Bass Ale.)