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Does anyone like Air Supply? - 36 [Really? You're 36 and like Air Supply? Did you grow up in a nursing home?]* Actual Seattle Craigslist ad headline
do you remember robert goulet? ed sullivan? - 50 [Robert Goulet and Ed Sullivan are fine... if you're 75. At 50, I'd prefer you remembered The Pretenders, The Kinks, and The Clash.]
Femm seeks Femm 4 Toilet Games, BDSM , Urine Sponge Bathing & Diapers - 44 [No comment.]
Fat Butch seeks Date for Tractor Pull Show in Englishtown - 47 [Fat butch? No prob. Seeking date? No prob. Tractor pull? Yeah, we have a problem.]
MY FRIST TIME [Spelling is correct. I suspect she won't be getting fristed anytime soon.]
Friday, November 30, 2007
"Does Craigslist make my ass look fat?"*
Yes, for an insomniac with a twisted sense of humor, there is no greater amusement at 1:00 in the morning than perusing the Craigslist W4W personals. You find headline gems like these:
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People who are 50 shouldn't have to ask if they remember The Pretenders, The Kinks and The Clash. That would be like asking if we remembered the moon landings.
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