Okay, I've been putting this off all week because, well, to be honest? I'm still sort of in shock. Anyway, yes, the rumors are all true: La Gringa is once again among the ranks of the unemployed. It appears to be more fallout from this mess. Once again, I am merely part of the collateral damage. (Those of you who want additional details, feel free to email me directly.)
So, if you're in New York City and you need someone to do, oh, I don't know - ANYTHING AT ALL - then give me a holler. I do windows. I do cookies. I do dancing naked on a flagpole in Times Square if it pays well enough. I could be the Naked Cowboy's substitute: the Nekkid Cowboi! I could run a doggy day-care. I could give horsey rides to midgets and children at birthday parties. I could become a squeegee guy. I could make a career out of selling lube to the adult film industry. I could bake dog biscuits for my doggy day-care.
I'm open to suggestion. What do YOU think I should be doing with my life? Leave your career counseling suggestions in my comments below. I will post the best ones, and put it to a vote.