Monday, November 26, 2007

The spray-on condom. Those Germans think of everything.

Via my new favorite blog find, Lock the Bedroom Door, this article from Spiegel about a spray-on condom that will supposedly fit all sizes. (Because having to stick yer wiener in a tube, have wet latex sprayed all over it and then wagging it around to dry for twenty-five seconds is such an AWESOME way to enhance a romantic evening.)

My favorite bit:
He admits he will have to overcome some legal hurdles and technical niggles before he can bring the product to market, but he already has a working prototype and says the system can cater for most sizes.

"With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant," he declared, not without a hint of pride.
Heh. (Yes, I'm twelve.)

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