Via Steven Silver (and in honor of the season and all that), this classic from Tom Lehrer. This song is also on my (famous but not-quite-patented) La Gringa Jesus-Free Holiday Mix. Occasionally referred to as The Maccabee Medley. (There's one person in particular I know who'd totally dig this song. If you're reading this, you know who you are.) Enjoy, my friends.
And Happy Hanukkah!