My only solace is knowing the genuine mirth and merriment that my predicament will bring to Mr. Mumpsimus, who will be accompanying me to the party.
So, if you live in NYC, and you'd like to come sample what may be a comically bad mixed drink on Friday night, here's the details:
When: Friday, December 7th, 6:30 - 9:30 PM
Where: The offices of In The Life, 184 Fifth Avenue, 5th Floor
(between 22nd and 23rd Streets)
Admission is $15 for Publishing Triangle members, $20 for guests.