Went out with Mr. Mumpsimus, Chris Barzak and Rick Bowes last night for Venezuelan food and good cheer. After dinner we ended up grabbing a table across the street at A Kettle of Fish, where we were happily chatting until a strange man clad in red lederhosen handed us each a bound book of Christmas carols. Then we noticed the live band and the Santa Claus. We barely escaped with our lives. Anyway, I was gonna take pictures of the scary drunken carolers in Santa hats, but it was too dark, so I took this picture of the inside of the bathroom door instead. You're welcome.