Thursday, April 3, 2008

Adventures in Craigslist housing ads. Part Four.

Best grammatical mash-up ever in a roommate ad:
"Have one dog, no butter people."
I mentioned this to a friend last night; she - after pondering this for a while - replied: "Well, how would a dog hold a butter knife anyway?" Good point.

6 comments:

orogeny said...

What does that even mean?

La Gringa said...

I'm sure it was just a nice person for whom English is a second language trying to say that his or her dog doesn't bother people. But it was funny!

Barbara said...

No, I'm thinking she's definitely been burned in the past by people made of butter.

Nancy Matson said...

Maybe she's worried about having a roommate who hogs the butter. I was once accused of that!

sex scenes at starbucks said...

That rules me out. I love butter. Eat it every day.

S. E. Ward said...

So does that mean my butter-sculpted golem is out for that apartment?