Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Drive a conservative crazy, Lesson #1:
Dress Barbie in fishnets and leather.

From today's ICv2.com, this hilarious story about how the new collector's edition Barbie, dressed as D.C. Comics' Black Canary superhero character, is causing an uproar among conservative adults who...um, play with Barbie?

My favorite line: "Barbie has always been on the tarty side."

Come on, didn't you always suspect Barbie was a dom anyway?

7 comments:

beth said...

Heh...that's pretty trashy, even for Barbie! But yeah, I think we did all know the dom was hidden inside her, deep within the plastic.

goth-huntress said...

What's sad is that's one of Black Canary's more sedate costumes.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

I always preferred Grell's Black Canary with the dark hair.

Steve Buchheit said...

Now all we need is the Ken in Leather Mask, bandoliers, and assless chaps and the whole sordid tale can be told.

Kat said...

steve buchheit said: Now all we need is the Ken in Leather Mask, bandoliers, and assless chaps and the whole sordid tale can be told.

Ken? Are you kidding? Everyone knows Barbie dumped him for G.I. Joe a loooong time ago.

S. E. Ward said...

I thought Ken dumped Barbie for GI Joe. Or there could be a triangle involved. Complete with leather mask and assless chaps.

VELMA SABINA!!! said...

haha. People are way too uptight and need to get the f over it. if anything, they should be more outraged over kiddie thongs and skimpy clothes that's being sold to little young girls!!! *rolls my eyes*