OMFG! I just twigged that I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe I'm normally a control freak. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..Yeah, that's about right.
I am absolutely consumed with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, watching Dexter, just generally being an embarrassment to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day often feels wasted from 8am to midnight. I am beyond drunk most of the time. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Seriously! What do you mean you don't believe me?
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator
This website is a lot of fun. Here's the post I just generated: