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About the Swivet
The Swivet is maintained by Colleen Lindsay; I'm Associate Director Marketing, Social Media & reader Experience at NAL/Berkley, divisions of Penguin Group (USA), and strategic advisor to Book Country.
This blog is currently a work-in-progress; forgive the mess!
I'm available to speak at writers conferences and genre conventions; you can contact me here. Disclaimer: This is a personal blog; opinions expressed herein are entirely my own and do not reflect those of Penguin Group (USA) or any of its affiliates.
Where You Can Find Me in 2013:
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-- Kansas City, MO [April 30-May 5]
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-- Richmond, VA
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This blog is currently a work-in-progress; forgive the mess!
I'm available to speak at writers conferences and genre conventions; you can contact me here. Disclaimer: This is a personal blog; opinions expressed herein are entirely my own and do not reflect those of Penguin Group (USA) or any of its affiliates.
Where You Can Find Me in 2013:
Romantic Times BookLovers Convention
-- Kansas City, MO [April 30-May 5]
Book Expo
San Diego Comic-Con International
New York Comic Con
James River Writers Conference
-- Richmond, VA
More Info:
My bio
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3 comments:
I don't think I was meant to have been allowed to read that. It's going to be a pain not to redesign my blog around the name, "Denmark is now Norwegian."
Hysterical!
Thanks for this-must go join "Maidens Who Don't Float" group now.
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