As ye scurvey blights may well know from th' abuse o' commas an' th' letter "rrrrrrrr" around th' web, today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, aarrrrrr. (I'm still hoping that someone will institute International Talk Like Saul Tigh Day. I imagine it would involve a lot of squinting and a lot of incoherent mumbling, culminating in the inevitable battle cry: "It's in the frakkin' SHIP!" Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?)
So, to help ye' w' the merry-makin' and seein' to it that nothing comes out o' yer bung hole what ain't proper piratical speeech, here be a pirate talk translator. (Aye, me hearties, and ye' can be settin' yer Facebook to talk like a pirate, too.) Arrrrrr!