The Palinomicon

Alan DeNiro has stumbled upon a dark document of nefarious origin, mailed to him anonymously from the wilds of Alaska.

From the introduction:

We harvest the wolves in moonlight,
stitch their tongues together for
this cover, the jerky of Beelzebub.
Paws down! No one look around.
The paper is caribou and pancake
breakfast leaflets,
cremated all-together, then breathed
Upon by tasered polar bear.