Via Nicola Griffith (who is obviously looking for ways to procrastinate instead of finishing her big-ass historical novel - ahem!), a link to this ridiculous (and funny) time-waster: The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Because, let's face it, Ms. Palin has some come up with some interesting names for her kids: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Ever wonder what your name would be if Sarah Palin had been your mom?
Well, my name would have been Fire Patriot Palin. Stinkyboy would have been named Stoppage Lead Palin, and Buddy-Cat would have been named Rock Crane Palin. (That's kind of an awesome name for a cat, though, doncha' think?)