Thursday, September 11, 2008

Well, that was a weird dream.

Okay, you know you're overly tired when you finally go to sleep and dream that you and Katee Sackhoff are racing ten-speed bikes together really fast down the Embarcadero in San Francisco, both of you wearing ridiculous neon green helmets and singing Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield" together at the top of your lungs. Oh, and you're dodging the BABY TYRANNOSAURUS REX that keeps leaping out at you from behind parked cars. While giant blocks of metal shaped like Legos keep falling out of the sky and landing near you with dramatic thumps.

Dear universe: Seriously, WTF?

10 comments:

debra said...

Are you sure this isn't the plot for the latest and greatest novel? What else would a best selling scifi novel need?

*snicker*

But you're right. When you dream, you dream weird.

Jeff said...

This is earily similar to many of my dreams, especially singing at the top of your lungs while dodging dinosaurs.

Ulysses said...

This post put me in mind of my favorite quote from Real Genius:

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

H. L. Dyer said...

*snort*

I think this is just weird dream season.

Right after the RNC started, I dreamed that to emphasize the traumas McCain had survived as a POW, they made him deliver his speech while dangling upside-down from a rope around his feet.

In my dream, McCain did whatever crazy thing the Republican party wanted him to...
Oh, wait...

Montana Barn Cat said...

Sounds SWEET! Besides, those baby T-Rexes won't bite--they like to lick things vigorously though. A famous paleontologist told me that.

sbarret said...

LMAO!

Katie S, always welcome. But mini T-rex and deadly legos? just plain freaky

ccallicotte said...

That's so weird. I had the exact same dream.

Not really. Your dreams are way more fun than mine.

S. E. Ward said...

I usually dream about things like building alien technology and eating chocolate.

I'm allergic to chocolate.

Seriously, universe, WTF??

Jennifer said...

This sounds like an awesome dream. My celebrity dreams tend to be terrible, like you're boinking someone hideous or are best friends with Paris Hilton. I'm jealous of yours.

Rose Pressey said...

And I thought my dream about sitting in a giant teacup at the top of a tree with Angela Lansbury was weird. *Shakes head*