Can you please email me your submission guidelines for fiction?
[name of writer]
============Dear [name of writer]:
You are clearly an idiot.
Sincerely,Edit to add: No, in fact I did not send the above response. But I wanted to. Anyone who's done enough research on me to figure out how to obtain my email address should be able to realize that they've already done the research necessary for obtaining my submission guidelines. Being as they are on the same page and all.
So, in conclusion: don't be an idiot.