"At last, she could no longer control the world around her, her five senses seemed to break free and she wasn't strong enough to hold on to them. As if struck by a sacred bolt of lightning, she unleashed them, and the world, the seagulls, the taste of salt, the hard earth, the smell of the sea, the clouds, all disappeared, and in their place appeared a vast gold light, which grew and grew until it touched the most distant star in the galaxy."Yes, I'm sure sex is like that for most people. (No, really.)
Saturday, November 22, 2008
The Bad Sex Award nominees have been announced!
Never has passion been so purple on the printed page. This year's esteemed nominees include Russell Banks, Alistair Campbell and Paulo Coehlo, who was nominated for this bit of fornication silliness in his book Brida: