Monday, November 10, 2008

Why you didn't get my response to your query today.

And this would be why:
I apologize for this automatic reply to your email. To control spam, I now allow incoming messages only from senders I have approved beforehand. If you would like to be added to my list of approved senders, please fill out the short request form (see link below). Once I approve you, I will receive your original message in my inbox. You do not need to resend your message. I apologize for this one-time inconvenience. Click the link below to fill out the request.
Yeah...you're gonna wanna fix that before you query your next agent.

8 comments:

Tumblemoose said...

I know that has to be frustrating to you, but a have to say (selfishly) that these kind of goofs by my fellow writers just help increase the odds for me!

For the love of God, people. THINK!

Cheers

George

Joya said...

LOL!

Sex Mahoney for President said...

As an unpublished writer, I know how often my inbox is full of agent-sent messages requesting the honor of representing my literary drivel. It's a good thing someone has finally stood up to these unscrupulous types and made them prove their mettle by clicking a link before needlessly contacting an author.

Sex Mahoney for President

Catherine Haines said...

I have to say that I feel the same way Tumblemoose does. Thank you people for taking yourselves out of the competition!

Meg said...

And they shouldn't have just used a spam filter like a normal person?

I mean, spam is annoying, but dude. If it's that much of a problem, sign up for gmail. They do a pretty good filtering job and, as a bonus, you don't have to inconvenience anyone.

ChristaCarol said...

OK so I'm still waking up this morning and when I first read this I thought YOU were requesting US to fill out a form so you receive our queries lol. Then I read it again and the comments and rubbed the sleep from my eye (apparently sitting at a coffee shop drinking coffee isn't doing the trick to wake me up anymore).

Anyhoo, this is hysterical and sad. But I can't help the green monster in me hoping more aspiring author's do this, just to thin my competition. :-D

Vieva said...

gee. Is there an author equivalent of a Darwin Award?

Yen said...

Good call, Swivet.

My only question is: are there more or less authors like this than journalists / bloggers who request books or press material but have the same -- often malfunctioning -- Earthlink (or whatever other service provider) spam filter??